Picture this: the sparkling waters of Puerto Vallarta, a mimosa in hand, new friends by your side, and nothing on the agenda but fun. Tamale’s Tours is your day to feel free, soak up the sun, and choose your own adventure—whether that means snorkeling in turquoise waters, dancing on deck, or slipping into a shady spot with a cocktail and a kaftan. (Yes, darling, kaftans are encouraged.)

We kick things off with a welcome Mimosa Bar and continental breakfast, then let our onboard chef spoil you with fresh snacks and a full lunch buffet—all paired with a premium open bar to keep spirits high. Every detail is designed so you can relax, play, and just be you.

Your hosts, Tamale Ringwald and her partner-in-fun Sugarbaker, are with you every step of the way, creating a space that’s warm, unpretentious, and full of joy. And because Puerto Vallarta is more than just where we work—it’s our home—5% of every cruise goes directly to local charities supporting queer youth. When you sail with us, you’re not just making memories—you’re helping PV shine even brighter.

So, pack your sunscreen, bring your sparkle, and don’t forget your kaftan. The Pacific is waiting, and trust us—this isn’t just a tour. It’s Tamale’s.